at work

Here are just a few of the dumbest things that people have said to me when I answer the phone at work.

this one happens ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!

me: Clayton Smith's office

other person: um... is this Clayton Smith's office?


caller: ive missed 3 of my payments to title max and last week they STOLE my car, what can i do about it?


me: Clayton Smith's office
other person: um yes do you guys sell computer stuff?