crazy teachers

Out of all my years of school from preschool to graduating with my B.F.A. the best story I have of a psycho teacher loosing it during class would have to be my senior year of high school. I was in Spanish 2. There were a handful of us seniors with a whole bunch of juniors so the class was already obnoxious dealing with them and on top of that our teacher was crazy. She kept a travel mug in her desk that she would drink out of occasionally. She said it was coffee but we all knew it wasn't. It was liquor. lol. She would have random out bursts sometimes mostly though they were understandable because our class was terrible. This day was particularly horrible. The juniors just would not shut up and behave. Finally the class grew silent and were working on their assignments. Out of no where someone did something, either said something or a cell phone rang. I can't remember but she FREAKED OUT. She dramatically stood up, her chair flying back, she slammed her hands on her desk and said, " I am psycho". We all looked around at each other and then there was just a roar of laughter. No one could contain themselves. Including me. She meant to say "I am not psycho" but that isn't what came out. It was hilarious. She started yelling at us but you literally couldn't hear her over all the laughter. She stormed out of the room and soon after the assistant principal came into our room. He really didn't seem all that mad at us. He gave us a little lecture after we got quite. We explained what happen and you could hear her out in the hall yelling things back at us saying that we were lying. She refused to come back in the room and ultimately left for the rest of the day. The assistant principal had to take over her classes for the rest of the day. It was pretty awesome.